ROMANIA'S SHOCK NEW LAW MAKES ALL CITIZENS REPORT ANY UNUSUAL OWL SIGHTINGS TO GOVERNMENT HOTLINE DAILY!
JUST IN—Authorities in Bucharest have dropped a MIND-BLOWING mandate that has the entire country FREAKING OUT! Citizens are now legally required to document and report ANY strange owl behavior, including hooting at odd hours, to a secret government hotline—or face a massive $5,000 fine! Officials claim it's part of a "mysterious ecological program," but insiders whisper it's a COVER-UP for a TOP-SECRET operation involving ancient caves and missing artifacts. Witnesses say they've seen SUVs with tinted windows tailing people who ignored the rule! WHAT IS ROMANIA HIDING? The truth is DARKER than a moonless night!