TREASURY CASHIER FLEES IN TERROR AFTER HOLDING MYSTERY 250 DOLLAR BILL!
JUST IN – The U.S. Treasury is in crisis mode tonight after a bizarre, sky-blue faced demon bill caused a worker to run screaming from the building! Sources confirm the strange 250 DOLLAR BILL was discovered in a dusty old vault, glowing with an eerie light. "I felt a chill, and the eyes of the portrait followed me," a quivering janitor whispers. Is this a lost Founding Father's joke, a curse, or proof of a SECRET GOVERNMENT CURRENCY? The last person who touched it is now IN THE HOSPITAL! DON'T check your wallet... or DO, but brace yourself for SHOCK when you hold the BILL OF DOOM!