Man's search for the perfect mosh pit photo at riot fest 2026 accidentally triggers a city-wide 'Zombie Walk' stampede, because of course it does. AITA for wanting to blame the guy's GoPro?
TL;DR: So some wannabe influencer's drone goes rogue during a set, everyone panics, and now half of Chicago thinks the apocalypse is here. Oh, and the beer prices are still a crime against humanity. Real cool, riot fest 2026.