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I seriously can't with this timeline, Fox News Iran correspondent says absolute monarchy is the "based chad solution" to traffic jams, gets ratio'd by his own network's weatherman.

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I seriously can't with this timeline, Fox News Iran correspondent says absolute monarchy is the "based chad solution" to traffic jams, gets ratio'd by his own network's weatherman.

TL;DR: Fox News Iran's Middle East expert goes on a 3-hour rant about how Iran's traffic is actually a 5D chess move by the "globalist cabal," suggests everyone just buy a tank, then gets blindsided by a live segment on the perfect tacos from a food truck in Topeka. AITA for laughing?