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Peter Thiel Admits He's "Actually a Lizard Person" in Hacked Zoom Call, Refuses to Apologize

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Peter Thiel Admits He's "Actually a Lizard Person" in Hacked Zoom Call, Refuses to Apologize

AITA for laughing at this? TL;DR: Billionaire tech bro accidentally leaves Zoom filter on, reveals he's been a reptilian shapeshifter this whole time. Says "it's fine, I still pay more taxes than you" and logs off. Honestly, peak 2025 energy. 🦎🚀