Man Buys $500 Oura Ring 5 to Track Sleep, Discovers He’s Actually Been Dead for Three Years
TL;DR: Some guy drops half a grand on the Oura Ring 5 to optimize his REM cycles, gets a health score of zero and a “no vital signs detected” error. Reddit diagnoses him as a ghost, AITA for laughing? Honestly, if your ring tells you you’re deceased, maybe just accept the karma and haunt the return policy. 👻💀