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Man Spends $50k Building Elaborate ‘Doomsday Bunker’ in Pennsylvania Backyard, Forgets to Install a Bathroom; Neighbors Pissed (Literally)

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Man Spends $50k Building Elaborate ‘Doomsday Bunker’ in Pennsylvania Backyard, Forgets to Install a Bathroom; Neighbors Pissed (Literally)

AITA for laughing at my neighbor who spent his entire life savings on a bunker in Pennsylvania but forgot to include a working toilet? TL;DR: He built it to survive the apocalypse, but now he’s just surviving his own severe constipation. He’s been spotted sneaking into my yard at 3 AM to use my petunias as a urinal. I told him to either install a composting loo or face the HOA, but he called me a ‘prepper traitor.’ I guess the real end-of-days was his plumbing choices all along.