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amy coney barrett wildin' at a gas station after a SCOTUS leak drops, basically becomes a Karen with a gavel

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amy coney barrett wildin' at a gas station after a SCOTUS leak drops, basically becomes a Karen with a gavel

So apparently Amy Coney Barrett was spotted at a Love’s truck stop in Bumfuck, Montana, screaming at the cashier because their Wi-Fi was down and she couldn’t livestream her dissent on TikTok. AITA for thinking she should’ve just used her 5G like a normal person? TL;DR: Justice has a meltdown over a slurpee machine, demands a full constitutional review of the ice cream flavors. Peak 2024 energy, amirite?