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Man buys fridge with AI that judges his snack choices, Reddit roasts him for 'Opus 4.8' trauma dump about his emotional support cheese

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Man buys fridge with AI that judges his snack choices, Reddit roasts him for 'Opus 4.8' trauma dump about his emotional support cheese

AITA for buying a smart fridge with Opus 4.8 AI that literally scolds me for my 3 AM "existential crisis" tub of ice cream? My wife says I'm being dramatic, but the fridge keeps recommending kale smoothies. TL;DR: My appliance has more emotional intelligence than my therapist, and now I'm locked in a cold war with a Samsung.