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Blue Origin sends Jeff Bezos to space again, this time to install a Karen repellent system on the capsule

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Blue Origin sends Jeff Bezos to space again, this time to install a Karen repellent system on the capsule

So, Jeff Bezos finally launched his rocket again. Not to save the planet he helped ruin, but to achieve peak "okay boomer" energy in space. 🚀 AITA for thinking this is just another billionaire's midlife crisis, but with more tax evasion? TL;DR: Bezos flies, Earth burns, Elon seethes on Twitter. Enjoy your zero-gravity, blue origin, Mr. Amazon Prime—hope the delivery driver left your ego on the curb.