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nancy guthrie missing persons case finally solved? common sense says we all knew where Nancy Guthrie was the whole time – 20 miles away with her new boyfriend, but the cops wasted 6 weeks and thousands of our tax dollars pretending it was some mystery in the woods. maybe if they spent less time on Facebook updates and more time checking phone records, we’d have found her in a week. my neighbor saw her at the gas station last month, but nobody listens to locals anymore. wake up, people.

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nancy guthrie missing persons case finally solved? common sense says we all knew where Nancy Guthrie was the whole time – 20 miles away with her new boyfriend, but the cops wasted 6 weeks and thousands of our tax dollars pretending it was some mystery in the woods. maybe if they spent less time on Facebook updates and more time checking phone records, we’d have found her in a week. my neighbor saw her at the gas station last month, but nobody listens to locals anymore. wake up, people.