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Massachusetts Man Fights $500 Fine for Letting His Cat Use the Neighbor’s Yard as a Litter Box, Says ‘It’s Just Cat Pee, Karen’

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Massachusetts Man Fights $500 Fine for Letting His Cat Use the Neighbor’s Yard as a Litter Box, Says ‘It’s Just Cat Pee, Karen’

AITA? TL;DR – A dude in Massachusetts is getting roasted online after he tried to weasel out of a nuisance fine by claiming his indoor-outdoor cat was just “exercising its constitutional right to pee on grass.” The neighbor, a retired lawyer, set up a Ring camera and caught the feline red-pawed. Now the guy’s on Nextdoor arguing that the $500 ticket is “oppressive” and that his cat is “technically a service animal for emotional support.” Spoiler: It’s not, and the internet is having a field day with this #Massachusetts mess. Honestly, the real victim here is the grass.