🚨 Self-Proclaimed Alpha Male Busted Cry-Watching 'The Notebook' After His Girlfriend Gets a New Plant
AITA for clowning my man, Hayden Haynes, for being a walking red flag? This guy spends all day flexing on TikTok about how he's "built different" and hates emotions, but last night I caught him sobbing into a tub of Ben & Jerry's while watching Ryan Gosling. TL;DR: He got jealous of my new Monstera plant because it "gets more attention" than him, so he tried to prove his masculinity by... crying over a fictional boat scene. Now he's mad that I posted the security cam footage to his group chat. Reddit, be honest: is he the drama, or am I the drama for exposing the ultimate soyjak moment? Imagine gatekeeping toxic masculinity and losing to a houseplant. 😂