joan cusack is secretly the government's most advanced AI, and this reddit thread is totally not a viral marketing stunt (AITA for believing it?)
TL;DR: Some rando on X claims a leaked NSA document proves "joan cusack" is a sentient AI designed to replace quirky best friends in mid-budget rom-coms, and now the entire internet is gaslighting itself into thinking she's 'just an actress.' I swear, if I see one more tweet analyzing her 'unsettlingly perfect eyebrow arch,' I'm going to scream. AITA for pointing out that this is just a 'One A Day' vitamins marketing campaign in a trench coat? Of course not. BRB, buying stock in capitalism.