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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Opus 4.8' NFT of a Burnt Toast, Realizes It's Just His Ex's Breakfast Photo

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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Opus 4.8' NFT of a Burnt Toast, Realizes It's Just His Ex's Breakfast Photo

TL;DR: AITA for laughing at my buddy who just YOLO'd his entire 401k into an 'Opus 4.8' digital masterpiece, only to discover the blockchain was just timestamping his girlfriend's moldy sourdough from three years ago? He's now trying to "burn the asset" but bro, it's already toast (literally). Opus 4.8, the art of our time.