Cynthia Erivo’s million-dollar Grammys dress gets ruined by spill – and she stands there smiling like it’s art. Common sense says if you’re wearing white velvet to an awards show, you keep your elbows off the table and your champagne glass at arm’s length. But no, she had to turn it into a performance piece. Meanwhile, regular folks are out here scrubbing red wine out of their sofa cushions with baking soda. But hey, at least she didn’t cry about it. That’s more than I can say for most celebrities these days. Where’s the dry cleaner for the rest of us?