Covington Principal Arrested for "Outlawing" Homework, Citing "Inalienable Right to Netflix."
In a plot twist that has the internet howling, the former principal of Covington High School was arrested today—not for the viral confrontation that defined 2019, but for a new crime: allegedly running a secret "anti-homework ring" that gave students a hall pass from assignments, claiming it violated their "constitutional right to chill." Meme historians are loving the irony: the man once vilified for a viral standoff is now being hailed as a folk hero for a stance against algebra, with supporters joking he's the only principal who got arrested for giving kids a break instead of detention. The charges? "He didn't assign homework, so clearly he was up to no good," one meme reads, as the hashtag #FreeThePrincipal trends alongside 90s throwbacks of him as a misunderstood rebel. Arresting the guy for *not* giving homework is peak 2020s energy—the meme writes itself.