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Local Karen Finally Gets Her Comeuppance as Covington Principal Arrested for Felony Misuse of School Funds to Fund Her Crypto Bro Boyfriend's Lambo Addiction

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Local Karen Finally Gets Her Comeuppance as Covington Principal Arrested for Felony Misuse of School Funds to Fund Her Crypto Bro Boyfriend's Lambo Addiction

YTA if you think this is shocking. TL;DR: The Covington principal who made national news for *that* weird school board meeting where she tried to ban "offensive" textbooks about empathy got cuffed yesterday. Turns out she was embezzling the budget for an NFT collection and a "business class" flight to Cancun for her boyfriend, who apparently calls her "HunnyBunz" on Venmo. But wait—she claims it was all for a "diversity equity and inclusion initiative" that just *happened* to be a timeshare scam. The cherry on top? Her defense attorney is currently live-streaming the court case on TikTok with #FreeMyClient. Big brain energy, truly.