Local Man Who Hasn't Touched Grass in 6 Years Demands 'Modern Warfare 4' Have Realistic Grass Physics So He Can 'Feel the Wind on the Battlefield'
AITA for thinking CoD players need to touch actual grass before demanding photorealistic blades of digital turf in Modern Warfare 4? Some rando on Reddit just posted a 10,000-word thesis on why the next game needs procedurally generated grass that sways with wind and has "individual blade-shadows," and I'm just sitting here thinking, "Sir, the last time you stepped outside, you got hit by a car and blamed the driver for not having 'realistic pedestrian physics.'" TL;DR: Man wants grass so real you can smell the sunblock from your mom's basement. Modern Warfare 4 isn't a gardening sim, Karen.