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bret michaels calls it 'common sense' after local HOA bans residents from washing cars with anything but water from their own urine

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bret michaels calls it 'common sense' after local HOA bans residents from washing cars with anything but water from their own urine

I'm sick and tired of these woke city council transplants telling us how to live. Our HOA just sent out a memo saying we can't use the garden hose to wash our cars because of the "drought." So now bret michaels—yeah, the Poison singer—drops in on our Facebook group and says we should all just "use our own pee to save water." He's got a house two blocks over from mine, and now he's filming videos of himself peeing into a bucket and scrubbing his Mustang with it. My neighbor Steve actually tried it and said his wife made him sleep in the garage because the car smells like a gas station bathroom. Common sense would be to let us use the damn hose, not to turn our driveways into a public urinal. bret michaels might be a rock star, but around here, he's just another clueless rich guy with a bad idea.