Local Man Shocked to Discover 'Subservient Ghostface Website' Actually Just a Screaming Karen in a Bedsheet
Well, would you look at that. Another day, another reason to question the collective brain cells of our town. I saw my neighbor, Bob from three doors down, absolutely losing his mind on his front lawn this morning because he found out that “Subservient Ghostface Website” he’s been showing everyone at the BBQ isn’t some cool, interactive horror thing—it’s just a link to a live feed of his wife, Linda, wearing a pillowcase and holding a spatula, asking him if he wants “scary eggs or spooky toast.” Common sense ain’t so common, is it? He spent three weeks arguing with a dish towel.