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Local HOA Bans Bret Michaels From Block Party After He Refuses to Stop Blasting 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' from a Bluetooth Speaker at 7 AM

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Local HOA Bans Bret Michaels From Block Party After He Refuses to Stop Blasting 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' from a Bluetooth Speaker at 7 AM

AITA for thinking this is peak "Get off my lawn" energy? TL;DR: My neighbor's HOA is apparently full of people who hate freedom and love silence. Some guy in a bandana and leather pants started blasting "Every Rose..." from his truck at sunrise, and they slapped him with a "noise disturbance" violation. The guy is literally Bret Michaels, and the HOA president was like, "Don't care, it's Wednesday." Now the whole block is divided between the "let him rock" crowd and the "I have a 9-5 job, Karen" faction. Absolute chaos.