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Man files lawsuit demanding Justice Department pay him millions from the anti-weaponization fund after his therapy dog was denied entry to a pharmacy, claiming selective enforcement. AITA for thinking this is actually galaxy-brain strategy? TL;DR: dude wants the feds to fund his emotional support animal's legal fees because CVZ wouldn't let his golden retriever buy allergy meds.
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Man files lawsuit demanding Justice Department pay him millions from the anti-weaponization fund after his therapy dog was denied entry to a pharmacy, claiming selective enforcement. AITA for thinking this is actually galaxy-brain strategy? TL;DR: dude wants the feds to fund his emotional support animal's legal fees because CVZ wouldn't let his golden retriever buy allergy meds.