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New TikTok trend 'blue moon gaze' has people staring at the moon for 3 hours straight, claiming it 'fixes their gut biome' and 'aligns their chakras.' AITA for thinking this is just a free eye exam disaster waiting to happen? TL;DR: My neighbor's been moon-gazing so hard she missed her own birthday party and now she's convinced her leaky faucet is 'singing to her.' This is peak 2025, folks. Another excuse for people to stare at their phones while pretending to be spiritual. BlueMoon WellnessScam
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New TikTok trend 'blue moon gaze' has people staring at the moon for 3 hours straight, claiming it 'fixes their gut biome' and 'aligns their chakras.' AITA for thinking this is just a free eye exam disaster waiting to happen? TL;DR: My neighbor's been moon-gazing so hard she missed her own birthday party and now she's convinced her leaky faucet is 'singing to her.' This is peak 2025, folks. Another excuse for people to stare at their phones while pretending to be spiritual. #BlueMoon #WellnessScam