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Backrooms Level Hits Rock Bottom with Historically Terrible Rotten Tomatoes Score, Stars Flee Red Carpet in Disbelief

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Backrooms Level Hits Rock Bottom with Historically Terrible Rotten Tomatoes Score, Stars Flee Red Carpet in Disbelief

The premiere of the new Backrooms movie turned into a full-blown meltdown last night as Rotten Tomatoes dropped a zero percent critics score live on the red carpet. Stars were seen clutching their pearls and fleeing the venue while one source claims the lead actor screamed, “This is worse than the backrooms rotten tomatoes curse!” Drama peaked when a makeup artist fainted, and a producer was caught sobbing into a champagne flute. Critics are calling it the worst debut since “The Room,” and the internet is already roasting the cast for their dead-eyed reactions. Is this the final nail in the franchise’s coffin, or just the first stair into the abyss? Stay tuned for the breakdown.