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Man finally discovers the 'southern ocean' exists, asks if he's the asshole for not knowing it's a real ocean and not just a fancy name for 'cold, wet place where penguins scream into the void'. TL;DR: He's been calling it the 'Spicy Ice Bathtub' for 30 years and now marine biologists are sending him angry DMs.
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Man finally discovers the 'southern ocean' exists, asks if he's the asshole for not knowing it's a real ocean and not just a fancy name for 'cold, wet place where penguins scream into the void'. TL;DR: He's been calling it the 'Spicy Ice Bathtub' for 30 years and now marine biologists are sending him angry DMs.