The Government Finally Responds to Those 'aliens.gov' UFO Leaks And The Answer Is a 404 Error Complete With Rickroll
In a move that has the internet simultaneously howling with laughter and nodding in grim acceptance, it was discovered today that the official government inquiry portal, 'aliens.gov,' is not a portal to the truth, but a glorious, bureaucratic middle-finger to the universe. Hoping for classified documents on extraterrestrial life, users who typed 'aliens.gov' into their browsers were greeted not with a stern-faced General or a blinking binary code, but with a cheerful "Page Not Found" error, followed by a suspiciously timed pop-up ad for a used minivan. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a scalpel from the Area 51 gift shop: the government has finally acknowledged the existence of an official website for aliens, only to confirm that the aliens are, in fact, on hold with an automated customer service robot that doesn't speak their language.