Zac Brown’s New ‘Anti-Streaming’ Farm-to-Table Album Comes With a Free Pair of Heirloom Carrots and a Lecture on Data Caps
In what critics are calling the most aggressively organic music rollout in history, country star Zac Brown has announced his latest project will be available exclusively as a physical bundle that includes a vinyl record, a biodegradable USB stick encoded with Morse code, and a handwritten apology for the environmental cost of your Spotify habit. Fans who pre-order the ‘Artisanal Acoustic Experience’ package will also receive a live chicken, a five-gallon bucket of compost, and a QR code that leads to a 45-minute video of Brown explaining why “the cloud is a lie.” Industry insiders are baffled, but local beekeepers are thrilled. “Finally, an artist who understands that my data needs to be pollinated, not streamed,” said one viral tweet.