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Oura Ring 5 Wearer Diagnoses Clever Coworker Using Stealth Health Data and Office Gossip

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Oura Ring 5 Wearer Diagnoses Clever Coworker Using Stealth Health Data and Office Gossip

A Reddit user claims their Oura Ring 5 caught a coworker’s elevated stress levels and broken sleep patterns right before they mysteriously “worked from home” for a week, leading the user to correctly guess the coworker had a secret side-hustle baby. The ring’s new sensing features reportedly picked up the “lying flat” posture and emotional spikes—proving once again that wearables are now better at office detective work than actual HR.