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Trump fan sells his house, cashes in retirement, and dumps entire life savings into 'trump accounts'... loses it all when Truth Social crashes, now lives in a tent

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Trump fan sells his house, cashes in retirement, and dumps entire life savings into 'trump accounts'... loses it all when Truth Social crashes, now lives in a tent

A 64-year-old boomer from Florida, who we'll call Chad (because of course), liquidated everything he owned to buy stock in Trump Media & Technology Group because he thought the 'trump accounts' would make him a billionaire. Fast forward to today: he's squatting in a tent outside a Wendy's, still insisting the bigly comeback is coming any day now. AITA for laughing?

TL;DR man's retirement went to Trump stock, lives in a dumpster now, blames the libs.