tilman fertitta tried to sue a guy over a "Texas Toast" grilled cheese sandwich, and the internet is roasting him harder than the bread. 🍞 AITA for laughing? TL;DR: Billionaire restaurant mogul gets his khakis in a twist over a $9 menu item, cries copyright infringement on a square slice of bread. The "artisan" (read: slightly burnt) sandwich guy is now selling "Fertitta’s Tears" sauce. Peak capitalism, y'all.