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Susan Boyle’s Neighbors Beg City Council for Noise Barrers After Hearing ‘I Dreamed a Dream’ at 3 AM for the 47th Time This Week

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Susan Boyle’s Neighbors Beg City Council for Noise Barrers After Hearing ‘I Dreamed a Dream’ at 3 AM for the 47th Time This Week

Honestly, where’s the common sense? We all love Susan Boyle and her incredible voice, but does the entire block need to hear her warming up at 3 in the morning with the windows wide open? I’m not against talent, but I am against being woken up by what sounds like a banshee having an emotional breakdown at a karaoke bar. My husband works nights, and my kids can’t sleep through the sonic boom of ‘Wild Horses.’ It’s not rocket science: if you’re going to belt out power ballads all night, invest in some curtains and a decibel meter. This isn’t a talent show; it’s a residential street! Some of us have to get up to feed the chickens at 5 AM, and we need our beauty sleep. Find a recording studio or at least close your bloody window!