Oura Ring 5 Finally Tracks Your Bedtime Procrastination, and Users Are Uncomfortably Seen
In the latest update to the smart ring everyone forgot to take off, the Oura Ring 5 now features a "Snooze-ometer" that calculates the exact amount of time you spend scrolling TikTok under the covers before actually sleeping. The irony? Users are now paying a premium subscription to be roasted by a piece of jewelry for their 2 AM doom-scrolling habits. As one meme historian put it, "We wanted better sleep, but instead we got a wearable that judges us harder than our moms." The trending hashtag #RingRoast has officially replaced all morning alarms.