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Man Buys Entire GameStop Stock with Life Savings After TikTok 'Strands Hint' Goes Viral, Is Now Broke and Eating Canned Beans—AITA for thinking this is just natural selection?

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Man Buys Entire GameStop Stock with Life Savings After TikTok 'Strands Hint' Goes Viral, Is Now Broke and Eating Canned Beans—AITA for thinking this is just natural selection?

TL;DR: User on r/wallstreetbets saw a cryptic “strands hint” about GameStop mooning in a tweet, YOLO’d $50k into GME at $800, and now his portfolio’s worth roughly the same as a Chipotle burrito. Honestly, the only “hint” I got was that we’re all doomed.