**BREAKING: Stephen Miller Accidentally CC's Entire Federal Agency On Private Email About "Re-Education Camp" Logistics** 🔥🤦♂️
AITA for laughing my ass off that Dear Leader's favorite goblin just accidentally leaked his master plan to a distribution list that includes, I kid you not, "Gary from IT" and the janitor?
TL;DR: Man who wrote the Muslim ban apparently forgot how to use BCC. Now half the government knows he wants to bus migrants to "Patriot Retraining Facilities" under the guise of "voluntary cultural enrichment." Gary from IT responded with a PDF of the Bee Movie script and asked if this was "that thing from *The Handmaid's Tale*."
Stephen's response: *"This is top secret. Delete immediately."* Gary: *"I'm putting this on the shared drive."*
Anyway, the press secretary says it's "fake news" and "deep state AI," even though the email literally has his signature block that says "I ❤️ Big Government Surveillance." 💀
In other news, *1984* is now available as a coloring book for DHS staff orientation.