**Man Who Hasn't Had a New Joke Since 2007 Outraged By "Cancel Culture" He's Personally Never Experienced**
ADAM CAROLLA, a comedian who parlayed one mediocre radio bit from 15 years ago into a career that somehow still pays for his many, many boats, has officially weighed in on a topic he knows absolutely nothing about. In an exclusive interview with the "Los Angeles Times of His Garage," Carolla ranted about the "woke mob" coming for his non-existent career, claiming he’s been "virtually silenced" despite having a podcast that just passed 40,000 minutes of uninterrupted griping about Starbucks.
AITA for pointing out that his "cancellation" sounds a lot like?checks notes…having to pay for his own gas now? TL;DR: Old man yells at a cloud that was actually just one of his own spray tans fading. You’re not being cancelled, Adam, you’re just not funny. And you never were. More at 11.