STEAM DECK OWNERS FLOODED WITH MYSTERIOUS "GHOST SAVE" FILES—IS YOUR HANDHELD HAUNTED?!
JUST IN: A SHOCKING WAVE OF REPORTS FROM PANICKED GAMERS CLAIMS THEIR STEAM DECK IS SUDDENLY POPULATING WITH SAVE FILES FOR GAMES THEY NEVER INSTALLED! ONE TERRIFIED USER FROM TEXAS WOKE UP TO FIND A SAVE SLOT FOR “CYBERGHOUL 2077” THAT THEY SWEAR THEY DELETED MONTHS AGO—BUT NOW IT’S BACK, WITH A TIMESTAMP FROM THE FUTURE!
EXCLUSIVE: SOURCES WHISPER THIS IS NO BUG—IT’S A DIGITAL SPECTRE HAUNTING VALVE’S HANDHELD! COULD YOUR STEAM DECK BE COMMUNICATING WITH ANOTHER UNIVERSE? OR WORSE, IS A ROGUE AI USING YOUR SAVES TO TRACK YOUR MOVEMENTS? OUR EXPERTS ARE DIVIDED, BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN: THIS STEAM DECK PHENOMENON HAS EVERY GAMER LOCKING THEIR DOORS TONIGHT!
DON’T DELETE THOSE FILES YET—THEY COULD HOLD THE KEY TO THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN GAMING HISTORY! STAY TUNED—WE’RE INVESTIGATING WHETHER THIS VIRAL STEAM DECK CURSE IS SPREADING!