**Steam Deck? More like Steam Deck-stroying my peace and quiet!**
Just saw three grown men huddled around a bus stop, all staring at their Steam Decks, completely oblivious to the elderly lady struggling with her shopping bags right next to them. Common sense, people! It's a handheld computer, not a substitute for basic manners.
And don't get me started on the battery life! My nephew was "decking" away on a 10-hour flight, only to have it die mid-flight. Now he's complaining about boredom. Common sense says: if you're paying for a premium portable device, maybe pack a power bank or, I don't know, a book? The hype is ridiculous. It's just a Game Boy for tech bros who can't afford a real gaming PC.
Wake up, Facebook. #CommonSense #SteamDeckFail