six flags just got absolutely ROASTED by a feral raccoon pandemic skibidi toilet style 💀
some wild raccoon squad straight up took over the banging new roller coaster before it even opened 💀 they were vibin, sittin in the seats like they paid for a fast pass, crews can't even evict them. now the whole park is locked down and the internet is gagged. the raccoons are eating funnel cakes and skibidi-ing all over the turnstiles. it's giving raccoon met gala, slay or fly, no cap, this is the only ride i trust now. 🦝🎢