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Postal Worker Goes Viral for Delivering Mail on a Hoverboard, And People Can't Decide If It's Genius or Peak Laziness

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Postal Worker Goes Viral for Delivering Mail on a Hoverboard, And People Can't Decide If It's Genius or Peak Laziness

A Chicago postal worker has become the internet's latest folk hero after a video showed them zipping down sidewalks on a hoverboard, tossing letters into mailboxes like a drone strike of efficiency. The clip, which has racked up 12 million views in 48 hours, has sparked a heated debate: is this a brilliant solution to beat the heat and speed up deliveries, or the most unhinged "I'm not walking up that hill" energy since the dawn of the USPS? Meme historians are calling it a perfect storm of irony—just days after the service raised stamp prices, the public is rallying behind an employee optimizing their route with circuits and a battery. The real punchline? The hoverboard's manual explicitly warns against "riding while sorting flammable objects," yet the mail still got there on time.