peter thiel’s new life hack is paying people to live in a bunker so they don’t have to deal with your crappy takes
TL;DR: The tech overlord is literally building a secret underground city in New Zealand (shocker), but instead of just hoarding it for himself like a normal billionaire, he’s reportedly offering a small, hand-picked group of “visionaries” a spot to wait out the apocalypse. AITA for thinking this is just a soulless Patreon for doomsday preppers who can afford to avoid daylight? Like, congrats, you’ve monetized anxiety and made survival a status symbol—peak capitalism. Move over, Twitter Blue, we’ve got a new subscription service: *Peter’s Panic Palace*.