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Man Spends Life Savings on Opus 4.8 NFT of a Slightly Blurry Chair, Now Lives in One IRL

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Man Spends Life Savings on Opus 4.8 NFT of a Slightly Blurry Chair, Now Lives in One IRL

So apparently some absolute legend just dropped their entire 401k on the latest crypto scam, I mean, *masterpiece*: the Opus 4.8 NFT collection. AITA for thinking this is the most 2024 thing ever? Dude bought a jpeg of a folding chair that looks like it was rendered on a Nokia, and now he’s sleeping on a park bench “ironically.” The Discord mods are losing their minds over the “metadata,” but I bet they still live in their mom’s basement. TL;DR: Man has no more money, but at least he can flex his slightly blurry chair on the blockchain. Peak capitalism. /s