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My Oura Ring 5 just diagnosed me with burnout after one too many Reddit arguments, and honestly, AITA for finally taking its advice over my therapist? TL;DR: Smart ring says I’m a stress mess, but the real kicker is it caught me doom-scrolling at 3 AM like a certified gremlin.

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My Oura Ring 5 just diagnosed me with burnout after one too many Reddit arguments, and honestly, AITA for finally taking its advice over my therapist? TL;DR: Smart ring says I’m a stress mess, but the real kicker is it caught me doom-scrolling at 3 AM like a certified gremlin.