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Val Kilmer’s ghost just rated the Steam Deck a 10/10, but you won’t believe the scathing roast he gave gamers mid-session.

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Val Kilmer’s ghost just rated the Steam Deck a 10/10, but you won’t believe the scathing roast he gave gamers mid-session.

HOLLYWOOD—In a twist that has fans completely shook, the late Val Kilmer was apparently seen in a grainy, low-fidelity TikTok reacting to a Steam Deck in the afterlife, and the video is pure chaos. A now-viral clip, supposedly leaked from an A-list gaming session in the clouds, shows Kilmer, in full Iceman mode, clutching the handheld while delivering a devastatingly catty review. “This thing is smoother than my performance in 'Top Gun,' but your aim? Total disaster. You are a disgrace to the stick,” he allegedly muttered before wiping his controller with a ghostly handkerchief and walking off set. The internet is exploding with theories that he’s now the ghost of gaming’s meanest critic.