Classic rock fans are in a frenzy after an AI version of Beethoven's mythical "Opus 4.8" surfaced online, and it’s less "Moonlight Sonata" and more "angry cat on a synthesizer." The leaked track, which historians insist was never actually written, has gone viral for sounding exactly like a dial-up modem having a nervous breakdown—proving that even algorithms can't fake a dead genius's bad day.