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Opus 4.8 System Finally Crashes Village Roundabout, and Common Sense Says It’s About Time We Ditched This Nightmare

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Opus 4.8 System Finally Crashes Village Roundabout, and Common Sense Says It’s About Time We Ditched This Nightmare

I’ve been saying this for months, and now it’s finally happened. Our beloved council spent a fortune on that so-called "smart traffic system" Opus 4.8, and guess what? It completely glitched out at the Mill Lane roundabout this morning, causing a 40-minute jam during school run. My neighbour’s kid was late for her exam, and I nearly missed my shift. Common sense tells you: if you put a computer in charge of a junction that worked fine with a simple yield sign, you’re asking for trouble. Who’s with me?