**JUST IN: NICOLAS CAGE'S SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH *LIVE* SQUIRRELS AND ANCIENT CURSED TOMBS!**
**HOLLYWOOD, CA** – In a SHOCKING new report, sources claim the *Ghost Rider* actor has been living a DOUBLE LIFE of bizarre, end-of-days preparation! Investigators say they stumbled upon a labyrinthine bunker beneath his Bel Air mansion containing THOUSANDS of trained squirrels wearing custom, tiny leather jackets!
**BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!** The most chilling discovery? A sealed, pyramid-shaped chamber holding what appears to be a STOLEN EGYPTIAN SARCOPHAGUS… covered in the actor’s own name written in COBALT BLUE INK.
Sources close to the actor say the star only mutters three words when asked about the bunker: “**I MUST PROTECT THE BEES**.”
**IS THIS A CULT? A MOVIE SET? OR HAS NICOLAS CAGE LOST HIS GRIP ON REALITY?!**
**CLICK HERE for the full, stomach-churning video of Cage feeding the squirrels tiny, human-sized baguettes!**