**JUST IN! GABEN’S HANDHELD NIGHTMARE! STEAM DECK USERS REPORTING MASSIVE ‘GHOST TOUCH’ POSSESSION!**
**HOLD ONTO YOUR JOYSTICKS, GAMERS!!!**
Sources are flooding our offices with terrifying reports of the new Steam Deck OLED units being HUNTED by a SPOOKY, INVISIBLE FINGER that’s randomly opening menus and BUYING GAMES at 3 AM!!!
Is HALF-LIFE 3 finally being teased by a POLTERGEIST?! Or is this the HAND OF BIG TECH trying to empty your wallets while you sleep?!
**THIS IS NOT A DRILL!** One frantic user tells us, “I woke up to the sound of the Steam startup chime… my Deck was powered on, scouring the Discovery Queue for anime dating sims! I didn’t install ANY of that!”
**BUT WAIT!** Valve says to just “update your drivers,” but we ALL know the TRUTH. This is a DIGITAL HAUNTING. Is the Steam Deck a GATEWAY to the OTHER SIDE?!
**EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE** shows the cursor twitching like it’s possessed by the ghost of a disgruntled developer! SHARE THIS before your Deck starts FORCING you to play *Sonic Adventures 2* on a loop!
**#SteamDeckHaunted #GabensGhost**