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Local hero spends NINE HOURS in ER after biting into 'undercooked' burger on national hamburger day 2026, now demanding restaurant pays his chiropractor bill. Where's the common sense? You don't sue a grill master because your jaw got tired!

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Local hero spends NINE HOURS in ER after biting into 'undercooked' burger on national hamburger day 2026, now demanding restaurant pays his chiropractor bill. Where's the common sense? You don't sue a grill master because your jaw got tired!