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Executive Order Bans Public Whistling in Parks, Locals Say 'Common Sense Has Left the Building'

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Executive Order Bans Public Whistling in Parks, Locals Say 'Common Sense Has Left the Building'

Local man: So now I can't even whistle for my dog without a fine?! This is what years of 'progress' gets us—an executive order for every little thing, but not a single one for the real issues like litterbugs and bad drivers. Common sense says find something useful to ban, like those e-scooters on the sidewalk!